Q:CLAIRE EVERYTIME I SEE 'DEPITATION' I READ IT AS 'DECAPITATION' DO I HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES?
YES YOU DO YOU PROBABLY SHOULD SEEK HELP.
This is someone’s Facebook status today:
Me and Gaga at Disneyland.
GAGA STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH THIS CREEP IT’S SO DISAPPOINTING :(
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Two Steps to a Bikini-Ready Body
1. Look in the mirror and say “Bitch, I’m fabulous.”
2. Don bikini.
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This Is The Sea: youdontneedfeminism: whoneedsfeminism: I need feminism because I have...
I need feminism because I have new shorts for sleeping and sitting around my room in, and I know if most people I know - including my mother - saw me in them they’d make fun of my hairy legs and stretchmarks and tell me I’m disgusting for not…
I LOVE YOU.
Source: whoneedsfeminism
I have to hand in a sign language video tomorrow. It has to be 25 minutes. I only got to 22:56.
I put it in slow motion.
I genuinely did.
It’s not like Baywatch or anything, I only did it to 0.9x, but it made it reach just over 25 minutes now.
I’m either an idiot or a genius.
Have you seen this? I laughed.
andiegoddessofpickles submitted:
The caption was “What if all the Avengers were posed like the lone female Avenger?”
via ThinkGeek
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My name is Claire. I like music, comedy, words, eating too much, the colour red, green tea and ampersands. I just talk shit, really.
