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Jul 24 '14
awwww-cute:

My all white cat got into a mostly empty can of Spaghettios

awwww-cute:

My all white cat got into a mostly empty can of Spaghettios

Jul 24 '14

butseriouslyy:

koenisser:

gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history

gentle reminder that people are evolving to be more and more attractive

gentle reminder that your beauty probably would have started at least 2 wars by now if you lived in 30 BC

wat a gently delivered compliment thank u

(Source: vaxeens)

Jul 22 '14

I don’t understand how someone can live with dogs as poorly behaved as this. They just jump and howl constantly. I told one of them off because she kept jumping at me and she pissed all over the floor. These dogs have not been trained properly.

Jul 22 '14
Jul 21 '14

I wish I had a thigh gap purely so that I didn’t have to chose between wearing leggings/tights or slathering the insides of my legs in Vaseline in order to wear a skirt or shorts.

Jul 19 '14

depitation:

HI I’M SELLING A NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL TICKET FOR LESS THAN FACE VALUE IT’S IN EDINBURGH ON THE 14TH OF AUGUST (A THURSDAY)

IT’S THE £20 ONE

PLEASE BUY IT BECAUSE I’M A SILLY WHO DIDN’T REALISE IT WAS HAPPENING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FRINGE AND I CAN’T AFFORD THE MEGA EXPENSIVE TRAIN AND HOTEL

TA

HI IT’S NOW £18.82 TO UNDERCUT ANOTHER SELLER. I AM NOT VERY CONFIDENT ABOUT THIS SELLING, CONSIDERING THERE’S STILL TICKETS AT PROPER SITES FOR THIS SHOW, SO I WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE IT THE CHEAPEST ON STUBHUB.

Jul 17 '14
Jul 16 '14

metallicula:

Alice Cooper loves Disco

Jul 16 '14

I haven’t had a bath because I’ve been stuck in all day waiting for the electrician to come wire up the boiler we had put in (to the bathroom) yesterday but they haven’t turned up. It’s probably safe for me to get a bath now it’s half 5, right?

Jul 15 '14

Anonymous asked:

your fav childhood memory?

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills